If you’re going to choose Friday 13th as the release date for your new record, at least go the
whole hog and take the trouble to include a free hockey mask with each item sold. Actually,
judging by the bewildering array of formats in which you can secure your copy of ‘Metronomy Forever’, including a triple LP in orange and green vinyl, echoing the Hanna-Barbera cover
artwork courtesy of French artist Anna Zeum, they might have gotten away with it if it hadn’t
been for those meddling kids.
